me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!
how to train your dragon is just a viking au horse girl movie
hiccup: “no one understands me I hate you dad for making us move out here in the middle of no where not letting me fight dragons” *runs away and finds mysterious farm dragon*
Old man gobber: “this right here is a hourisey dragon if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory to die because it can’t fly no more without help”
hiccup: *walks up to horse toothless and starts to pet his nose* “see boy? You and me aren’t so different after all”
hiccup: “why I don’t believe it I done tamed ol’ misery toothless I reckon I ought to sign up for the horse show dragon fight and save the farm all the dragons”
*cut scene of hiccup sneaking out the house to ride the horse toothless everyday until his dad finds out*
stoick: “young man you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show tame the dragons”
hiccup: “no dad please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car burned to death but then the horse pushes the car out the way toothless flies into the fire and saves him"
stoick: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse dragon after all”
you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?
red nose just because :)
I was aware that almost every depiction of mistletoe in Christmas movies uses holly instead, but I only just realized that almost every Christmas reindeer is actually a white-tailed deer while reading this post.
